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Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Jessie J...
The most popular song of hers right now is Price Tag, which tells the message that we pay too much attention to money and how much material items cost. I agree with this message since everyone is freaking out about money right now, when yes it is a big deal but it shouldn't dictate how we live our lives. The world will go on like it always has, and we aren't in something like the great depression yet so we shouldn't freak out so much.
So my love goes out to Jessie J to keep making new songs with new messages that people need to hear.
Sunday, April 24, 2011
Tokyopop....
Dear fans,
As we've previously stated in our newsletter, TOKYOPOP.com will go offline early next week. We know that you probably have kept copies of everything you've uploaded (photos, videos, drawings etc.), but we just want to be extra-sure and give you this last reminder so that you can pull anything down from TOKYOPOP.com that you still need.
The last chance to pull your uploads is THIS WEEKEND! After this weekend, you will not have access to material on TOKYOPOP.com.
If you're concerned about losing any data, please act right away! Don't forget to tell your friends about this too, if you think that they're unaware of this.
Thanks, everyone!
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN???? If Tokyopop closes down permanently I will have a heart attack and need to shank people. I will fly all the way over to Japan and fix whatever it is that is not letting Tokyopop be amazing anymore and then I will make them make the mangas that I love most. Yaoi.
The end.
What a good story that would be with such a happy ending. Anyway so heres the deal, I hadn't seen that I had a newsletter from them an deleted it on accident, so I have no idea if this is just going to be a short term shut down for maintenance or if it is permanent. Anyone who knows, feel free to leave a comment.
Friday, April 22, 2011
What you need to know...
Men: What you need to know.
The easiest thing is just to hide for that week. Trust me, when it comes we don't care where you are as long as your away from us, or bringing us chocolate. That may save your life.
Now I know that some of my guy friends read this so I will put this in here for your benefit. When I am on my period you'll know it. Not only do I become slightly more quiet than normal, but I become so much more evil that I could make a person on America's most wanted list cry. Its bad. And trust me when I say this too, when it happens I speak my mind more than I ever do. If you do something stupid I will probably chew you out along with telling you each and every mistake you have made over the course of your life. Poor you, should have stayed away. When you finally figure out that Im on my period, since you know Im not so nice to begin with, you'll be like oh it must be that little thing that once a month turns them evil and not even superman could defeat them, but it will be too late for you by then. You will go into def con 5 mode and head for the hills though I doubt that that would even save you unless you figure it out early on. If you stick around through the whole thing, your just a sad little tortured dead man. Im going to say sorry now, because we woman have no control over our actions during this time. We think that whatever we do is right, and if you call us overly emotional three things can happen. #1 You should duck and cover because you pretty much signed your own death certificate there. #2 You have just made the girl you like, you mom, or some female that you are fond of start bawling. Way to go ass. #3 you get the silence that you were wanting in the form of you sleeping out in the dog house. FOR A MONTH.
So a note to all you men, try not to make us angry or your life may become very unpleasant very quick.
Here's a list of things that may be exceptable (depending on the person) to keep you out of trouble while shes on her period:
#1 you can't go wrong with flowers(unless shes allergic, then you shouldn't go near flowers) just bring her some flowers randomly and if she asks what they are for just say its because you beautiful. That will knock the bitch points down some.
#2 Do the grocery shopping for her. this will do two things, one, get her comfortable at home taking some time to herself and two, it will give you a chance to surprise her with her favorite ice cream or a piece of cake or something. That way when you get home you will be the hero for bringing her a snack.
#3 If her muscles look tense ask her if you can give her a massage. Being on you period makes you whole body ache but mostly your back so of course she would jump at the chance to make the pain go away. And so far the bitchiness has subsidded becuase you makeing her feel good even when she really isnt't. If this keeps up you may get breakfast in bed the next day.
#4 bubble baths. I know that its kinda weird to take them while your on your period but trust me they make you feel better. Light some candles, get the water warm, play her favorite music, hand her a book and get the heck out. Its her time now not yours. You can play in the bathtub later.
#5 Last but not least is bed. Now I don't know if men often try to get away with doing stuff with a girl who is on her period, but that is a no no. Cause one, we probably aren't feeling it right now and that means your going to have the worst time of you life. So heres the deal, you do what she wants instead of just pouncing like you normally do. If she wants to cuddle you cuddle, if she wants another massage you give it to her, and even if all she wants to do is go to bed you will do it. She doesn't feel good and deserves some rest after what all she has been through.
So this is the first What you need to know posts that Im going to be doing on random stuff that I think people should know.
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
The Lady Gaga Scandel...
"I am not stupid enough to put out a record and be that moronic," Gaga told the NME (via the Prophet Blog) at the top of a rant that began with denial then quickly transformed into rage, indignation, devastation, and religious pandering. It's her very own version of the Five Stages of Grief! We've helpfully diagrammed the conversation below:
Denial:
"No. Listen to me. Why the [expletive]...? I'm a songwriter. I've written loads of music. Why would I try to put out a song and think I'm getting one over on everybody? That's retarded."
[We agree! Tell us more about this, Lady Gaga. Also, we know there was no room for "retarded" among "gay, straight, bi, lesbian, transgender, black, white, beige, Chola, and Orient" on "Born This Way," but it's not nice to use that term as a pejorative, either.]
Rage:
"What a completely ridiculous thing to even question me about. I will look you in your eyes and tell you that I am not dumb enough or moronic enough to think that you are dumb enough or moronic enough not to see that I would have stolen a melody. If you put the songs next to each other, side by side, the only similarities are the chord progression. It's the same one that's been in disco music for the last 50 years. Just because I'm the first [expletive] artist in 25 years to think of putting it on Top 40 radio, it doesn't mean I'm a plagiarist, it means that I'm [expletive] smart."
[Actually, it's not just the chord progression, it's the melody of the chorus. Here, this video that puts the songs next to each other, side by side, will help explain their striking similarities to you. Give this mashup a whirl, too.]
Indignation:
"Nobody in this room at any point looked around and said, 'Oh my God, it's 'Express Yourself.' Not once. Listen. I swear to you. ... It's so funny to hear you say, 'It must have been a homage,' I'm like, NO. When I homage, I [expletive] homage with a big sign saying I've done it. Why would I not do that now?"
[Ooh, juicy stuff! So nobody on your team had the guts to mention this striking similarity to you? Because it's impossible that nobody in your organization heard it, but everyone else on Earth did. Also, tiny nit-picky thing, but we don't think homage is a verb.]
Devastation:
"I just don't want my fans... I don't know. This is exhausting. I just don't wanna perpetuate that [expletive]. I'm sure you want to address it but it's just so ridiculous. I was just [expletive] shell-shocked by it."
[That's fair. And frankly, we admire you for answering questions about it. Most stars would have said "no comment" or had their publicists rush to the rescue. Have we mentioned we love "Telephone"? One of our favorite songs ever!]
Religious Pandering:
[Starts crying] "I feel like honestly that God sent me those lyrics and that melody. When you feel a message to give to the world and people are shooting arrows at it... there's no way for something that pure to be wrong."
[And... you just lost us.]
I completely agree with the author of this article with her comments at the bottom of what Lady Gaga said. Im sorry and I do love Lady Gaga but she needs to man up and take responsibility for the two songs sounding alike because Madonnas song was first. Im also wanting to point out that I have noticed that this isn't the first thing that she has stolen from Madonna. Did anyone else notice the cone boobs? Yeah Madonna had them first. Madonna had also expressed that Lady Gaga was coping her image and now is copying her songs. I think that Lady Gaga just likes Madonna way too much and needs to take a break from listening to her music and watching her videos. Maybe then she will come up with the original crazy stuff that she does that we all know and love.
Books for the month of April...
Harriet Vanger, a scion of one of Sweden's wealthiest families disappeared over forty years ago. All these years later, her aged uncle continues to seek the truth. He hires Mikael Blomvist, a crusading journalist recently trapped by a libel conviction, to investigate. He is aided by the pierced and tattooed punk prodigy Lisbeth Salander. Together they tap into a vein of iniquity and corruption.
2. Red-Headed Stepchild by Jaye Wells
In a world where being of mixed blood is a major liability, Sabina doesn't really fit in. And being an Assassin-the only profession fit for an outcast-doesn't help matters. But she's never brought her work home. Until now.
Her latest mission is uncomfortably complex and threatens the fragile peace between the vampire and mage races. As Sabina scrambles to figure out which side she's on, she uncovers a tangled political web, some nasty facts about her family, and some unexpected new talents. Any of these things could be worryingly life changing, but together the could be fatal...
3. Reliquary by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child
Hidden deep beneath Manhattan lies a warren of tunnels, sewers, and galleries, mostly forgotten by those who walk the streets above. There lies the ultimate secret of the Museum Beast. When two grotesquely deformed skeletons are found deep in the mud off the Manhattan shoreline, museum curator Margo Green is called in to aid the investigation. Margo must once again team up with police lieutenant D'Agosta and FBI agent Pendergast, as well as the brilliant Dr. Frock, to try and solve the puzzle. The trail soon leads deep underground, where they will face the awakening of a slumbering nightmare.
4. House and Philosophy. Series Editor: William Irwin Edited by Henry Jacoby. A Blackwell Philosophy and Pop Culture Series
Dr. Gregory House is arguably the most complex and challenging antihero in the history of television, but is there more to this self-important genius than gray matter and ego? This book takes a deeper look at House to reveal the philosophical underpinnings of this popular medical drama and its cane-waving curmudgeons most outrageous behavior. What emerges is a remarkable character who is part Sherlock Holmes, part Socratic philosopher, part Nietzschean superman, part Taoist rhetorician, and not at all as screwed up as you might think. With everything from Aristotle to Zen, House and Philosophy takes and engaging look at everyone's favorite misanthropic genius and his team at Princeton-Plainsboro Hospital.
5. The Better World Shopping Guide by Ellis Jones
The Better World Shopping Guide is the most comprehensive guide available for socially and environmentally responsible consumers.
Again I did not write any of this, I mainly took the time to copy it from backs of the books. The only time I write something is if I review the book individually. This is just a list of books that I think you should check out and a summary or overview of them. If you would like me to review a book individually leave a comment, or if you like or dislike a book on the list leave a comment. Thanks.