What you need to know...

Woman turn into monsters each month...

Men: What you need to know.
The easiest thing is just to hide for that week. Trust me, when it comes we don't care where you are as long as your away from us, or bringing us chocolate. That may save your life.
Now I know that some of my guy friends read this so I will put this in here for your benefit. When I am on my period you'll know it. Not only do I become slightly more quiet than normal, but I become so much more evil that I could make a person on America's most wanted list cry. Its bad. And trust me when I say this too, when it happens I speak my mind more than I ever do. If you do something stupid I will probably chew you out along with telling you each and every mistake you have made over the course of your life. Poor you, should have stayed away. When you finally figure out that Im on my period, since you know Im not so nice to begin with, you'll be like oh it must be that little thing that once a month turns them evil and not even superman could defeat them, but it will be too late for you by then. You will go into def con 5 mode and head for the hills though I doubt that that would even save you unless you figure it out early on. If you stick around through the whole thing, your just a sad little tortured dead man. Im going to say sorry now, because we woman have no control over our actions during this time. We think that whatever we do is right, and if you call us overly emotional three things can happen. #1 You should duck and cover because you pretty much signed your own death certificate there. #2 You have just made the girl you like, you mom, or some female that you are fond of start bawling. Way to go ass. #3 you get the silence that you were wanting in the form of you sleeping out in the dog house. FOR A MONTH.
So a note to all you men, try not to make us angry or your life may become very unpleasant very quick.

Here's a list of things that may be exceptable (depending on the person) to keep you out of trouble while shes on her period:
#1 you can't go wrong with flowers(unless shes allergic, then you shouldn't go near flowers) just bring her some flowers randomly and if she asks what they are for just say its because you beautiful. That will knock the bitch points down some.
#2 Do the grocery shopping for her. this will do two things, one, get her comfortable at home taking some time to herself and two, it will give you a chance to surprise her with her favorite ice cream or a piece of cake or something. That way when you get home you will be the hero for bringing her a snack.
#3 If her muscles look tense ask her if you can give her a massage. Being on you period makes you whole body ache but mostly your back so of course she would jump at the chance to make the pain go away. And so far the bitchiness has subsidded becuase you makeing her feel good even when she really isnt't. If this keeps up you may get breakfast in bed the next day.
#4 bubble baths. I know that its kinda weird to take them while your on your period but trust me they make you feel better. Light some candles, get the water warm, play her favorite music, hand her a book and get the heck out. Its her time now not yours. You can play in the bathtub later.
#5 Last but not least is bed. Now I don't know if men often try to get away with doing stuff with a girl who is on her period, but that is a no no. Cause one, we probably aren't feeling it right now and that means your going to have the worst time of you life. So heres the deal, you do what she wants instead of just pouncing like you normally do. If she wants to cuddle you cuddle, if she wants another massage you give it to her, and even if all she wants to do is go to bed you will do it. She doesn't feel good and deserves some rest after what all she has been through.

So this is the first What you need to know posts that Im going to be doing on random stuff that I think people should know.